shingekinoheichoo:

okay guys i know next to nobody will reblog this but please

if a family member has ever made a “harmless” comment (what have you done to your hair/what the hell are you wearing/etc)  to you about your appearance and it hurt you, please reblog this, i need to show my mum and step dad the notes.

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the avengers + tumblr text posts (inspired by x)

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slutmuffins:

peggingwithstyles:

i find it interesting that when it comes to liking girls I’m just like GIRLS ALL GIRLS YES PERFECT GIRLS but with boys i’m like you must fit criteria 1-9 but 9 is optional only if you completely fill criteria 10-13 with a non-optional essay on 21st century sexism due by 5am

  

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I think I broke Harry Potter

karlosmadera:

So it’s 3AM and It’s just occurred to me that the most telling scene in the entire Harry Potter franchise is the scene following the announcement of the participants of the Triwizard tournament.

When Harry’s name is pulled out of the cup, literally one of the first things he…

arthur-recaps:

me when i diet

gentlemanbones:

soft-communism:

soloses:

why use gendered terms like dude, girl, etc with your friends when u can just call them comrade

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❤☮☭folloш foя мoяе soft сoммцпisм☭☮❤

NO, NOT SOFT COMMUNISM. IT MUST BE HARD. LIKE SIBERIAN WINTER.

madamparadox:

undeadcosmicunicorn:

Impulse - $6.99

This is the company I bought my purple lipstick from and it is WONDERFUL!

I want this but the link doesn’t work :( someone help me?

the-mishapocalypse-is-coming:

As you can see here, the Potterheads are ever so slowly going insane for lack of new material to fangirl over.

the-mishapocalypse-is-coming:

As you can see here, the Potterheads are ever so slowly going insane for lack of new material to fangirl over.

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Things I Say While I'm Driving
Me:What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
Me:NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me:Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
Me:I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me:Shit is that a cop? No.
Me:Shit THAT is a cop.
Me:/dinosaur screams/

So I got Invisalign yesterday; 22 trays over 44, weeks and apparently all my problems will be solved. Or, at least the ones in my mouth.
I’m really excited but oh my fuck my mouth hurts so much. Like I can’t even explain this level of pain to you.

buzzfeed:

How to World Cup, as told by baby elephants.

arcticbella:

damn, intelligence is such a turn on. like wow, people who know a lot about so many different places and so many different things. and they’ve always got something to tell you or show you about something new that they’re interested in, and like, somehow they can blow your mind over and over. damn. such a turn on.

I am not the first person you loved.
You are not the first person I looked at
with a mouthful of forevers. We
have both known loss like the sharp edges
of a knife. We have both lived with lips
more scar tissue than skin. Our love came
unannounced in the middle of the night.
Our love came when we’d given up
on asking love to come. I think
that has to be part
of its miracle.

This is how we heal.
I will kiss you like forgiveness. You
will hold me like I’m hope. Our arms
will bandage and we will press promises
between us like flowers in a book.
I will write sonnets to the salt of sweat
on your skin. I will write novels to the scar
of your nose. I will write a dictionary
of all the words I have used trying
to describe the way it feels to have finally,
finally found you.

And I will not be afraid
of your scars.

I know sometimes
it’s still hard to let me see you
in all your cracked perfection,
but please know:
whether it’s the days you burn
more brilliant than the sun
or the nights you collapse into my lap
your body broken into a thousand questions,
you are the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen.
I will love you when you are a still day.
I will love you when you are a hurricane.