Anonymous said: You should draw a puma wearing puma shoes.

pizzaotter:

iguanamouth:

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I fucking lost it here

DARREN WILSON WAS FIRED FROM HIS FIRST POLICE JOB FOR BEING INVOLVED IN A SHOOTING OF A BLACK WOMAN.

startorrent02:

He has a record of killing us an they hired him back and put him in a community that’s mainly black?!?!?! I CANNOT.

hula-chili-soup:

is your heart supposed to pound for ten minutes straight after you answer one question in class

wailtothethief:

Fuck I’m walking downtown and I pass a group of guys staring at me and I think “great catcall time” but then one guy goes “you look like you could kill a man a million different ways with just your bare hands”. This. This is an acceptable comment to give a girl on the street.

My Least Favorite Trope (and this post will include spoilers for The Lego Movie, Guardians of the Galaxy, The Matrix, Western Civilization, and—cod help me—Bulletproof Monk*.) is the thing where there’s an awesome, smart, wonderful, powerful female character who by all rights ought to be the Chosen One and the hero of the movie, who is tasked with taking care of some generally ineffectual male character who is, for reasons of wish fulfillment, actually the person the film focuses on. She mentors him, she teaches him, and she inevitably becomes his girlfriend… and he gets the job she wanted: he gets to be the Chosen One even though she’s obviously far more qualified. And all he has to do to get it and deserve it is Man Up and Take Responsibility.

And that’s it. Every god-damned time. The mere fact of naming the films above and naming the trope gives away the entire plot and character arc of every single movie.

roisinlikesbooks:

ninthdoctorsbutt:

YESTERDAY EVENING I WAS WONDERING WHY REMUS LOVED CHOCOLATE SO MUCH WHEN I REALISED

CHOCOLATE IS POISONOUS FOR DOGS

WHAT IF YOUNG REMUS STARTED LOVING CHOCOLATE BECAUSE HE THOUGHT IT KILLED THE WOLF PART OF HIM

just once I want a Lupin headcanon that doesn’t make me want to set myself on fire

teacupheroine:

THAT’S RIGHT, WITCHES AND WIZARDS. THE YULE BALL IS BACK!!EARLYBIRD PRICING ON NOW!!dinner and dance ticket: $55dance ticket: $30
this year we’ve got some really great entertainment lined up for you guys, including last year’s AMAZING Sean Sonego, the lovely Lauren Fairweather, winner of leakystars 2014 Amy Voyer, and wizard rock band The Whomping Willows!!we’re also offering a buffet dinner this year, which is bound to be delicious. but if you’re just looking to dance the night away (or to save some o’ those silver sickles), feel free to come just for the dance!EARLY BIRD TICKETING STARTS NOW GUYS, SO GET YOUR TICKETS FAST!!LINK TO TICKET SALESLINK TO FACEBOOK EVENT


YOURE SO LUCKY

teacupheroine:

THAT’S RIGHT, WITCHES AND WIZARDS.
THE YULE BALL IS BACK!!

EARLYBIRD PRICING ON NOW!!
dinner and dance ticket: $55
dance ticket: $30

this year we’ve got some really great entertainment lined up for you guys, including last year’s AMAZING Sean Sonego, the lovely Lauren Fairweather, winner of leakystars 2014 Amy Voyer, and wizard rock band The Whomping Willows!!

we’re also offering a buffet dinner this year, which is bound to be delicious. but if you’re just looking to dance the night away (or to save some o’ those silver sickles), feel free to come just for the dance!

EARLY BIRD TICKETING STARTS NOW GUYS, SO GET YOUR TICKETS FAST!!

LINK TO TICKET SALES
LINK TO FACEBOOK EVENT

YOURE SO LUCKY

wailtothethief:

Fuck I’m walking downtown and I pass a group of guys staring at me and I think “great catcall time” but then one guy goes “you look like you could kill a man a million different ways with just your bare hands”. This. This is an acceptable comment to give a girl on the street.

likeamarshmallow:

illucinations:

when i was a child i used to think teens were grown ups and when i was a teen i thought college students were grown ups and now that im a college student im just like what the hell is a grown up anymore

Now that I’m older than college age I’ve concluded that grown ups are a myth.

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that-skinny-little-doll:

This caught me off guard and I probably laughed harder than I should have, omg. 

that-skinny-little-doll:

This caught me off guard and I probably laughed harder than I should have, omg. 

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John Green on Hazel’s character

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i-am-misha-too:

jonnovstheinternet:

misspelledlife:

SLAAAAY TORONTO IM SO PROUD OF THIS

I’m starting to think Canadians are the best people ever

dipstick

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imawanchor:

dylanofryin:

actual picture of actual one direction fans image

it’s like a scene from a zombie movie

basedgosh:

earthnation:

y’all are so annoying about dogs tbh i see posts like “there’s probably a doggy all the way across the world wagging its tail right now I have butterflies” get a job u fuckin hippies

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