iamscienceside:

binxanonymous:

Hey science side of tumblr, if I only eat eggs and ramen noodles for the next two months will I die?

In the end, you will die. But for those 2 months, you will live.

lifeywifey:

I have this saved as “me too buddy”.

lifeywifey:

I have this saved as “me too buddy”.

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear

reynoldswashburne:

dangertown:

reynoldswashburne:Straight up slayin 2nite
honestly… when does it end??? do you have no limits?

Is Carmen the only one who reblogs my selfies any more come on people

You’re adorable and I wish I was still active cause I’m pretty sure we would be bffs

reynoldswashburne:

dangertown:

reynoldswashburne:

Straight up slayin 2nite

honestly… when does it end??? do you have no limits?

Is Carmen the only one who reblogs my selfies any more come on people

You’re adorable and I wish I was still active cause I’m pretty sure we would be bffs

tularoxy:

pros of being pansexual:

  • boys r hot
  • girls r hot
  • non-binary people are hot
  • everyone is hot
  • hot like a tater tot

cons of being pansexual:

  • why is everyone hot
  • ”are you sexually attracted to pans”
  • why is everyone hot
  • "thats not a real thing"
  • WHY IS EVERYONE HOT

itsstuckyinmyhead:

German Photoset #20

More?

Canadian photoset #19

Herr Pterodactyl

microsoftbob:

microsoftbob:

when boys hold u by yr waist and make you feel tiny
when you kiss boys and you can feel their stubble
freckles on boy
body hair on boy
spooning with boys
when boys get hard while spooning and you can feel it and its really cute
boys in the abstract
boy

1 year later and I’m a lesbian

artsyartichoke:

Sarcasm level 10

tinyredbird:

THIS MAKES ME VERY VER YVERY VERY VERY VERY VERY HAPPY

tinyredbird:

THIS MAKES ME VERY VER YVERY VERY VERY VERY VERY HAPPY

(Source: fruitfoul)

professionalfangirl4ever:

edwardspoonhands:

cedricdigory:

Taylor Swift, another victim of TFIOS (x) (cc. taylorswift fishingboatproceeds)

JOHN YOU MADE TAYLOR SAD YOU HAVE TO APOLOGIZE

The best part of this is Hank’s comment

bisexualfunfacts:

Fact: All bisexuals have glands throughout their body that specifically work to produce glitter.

The glitter, of course, comes pigmented in bi pride colors.

scrickiras:

  • if a girl wants to be feminine
  • THAT IS OK!!!
  • if a girl doesn’t want to be feminine
  • THAT IS OK!!!
  • if a girl doesn’t adhere to society’s standards of what is “”acceptable”” i.e shaving their legs
  • THAT IS OK!!!
  • if a girl wants to shave her legs
  • THAT IS OK!!!
  • if a girl has a lot of sex
  • THAT IS OK!!!
  • if a girl doesn’t have sex
  • THAT IS OK!!!
  • STOP VILIFYING GIRLS SIMPLY FOR CHOOSING WHAT TO DO AND NOT DO WITH THEIR BODIES. THEY AREN’T YOUR BODIES.
  • THANKS (◡‿◡✿) 

earthdad:

the rise and fall

ridingwithapassion:

Cz and Artie❤️
 PC: David Erdek

ridingwithapassion:

Cz and Artie❤️


PC: David Erdek

lanadelblu-ray:

therainssmallhands:

turntechstridercest:

jean-huh-kirschnickerdoodle:

doctorrivaille:

rapunzelie:

sb5ive:

rapunzelie:

new undies: cute stretchmarks: also cute

No no no and NO stretch marks are never cute!! wtf too lazy to go get some cocoa butter and use it daily? We all have stretch marks but we can get rid of it.. People should take care of themselves and if cocoa butter didnt work for you make an appointment for a laser stretch mark removal dont be a lazy ass

hey quick question: what’s your fuckin damage

all stretch marks are beautiful no exceptions 

stretch marks are perfectly fine and natural and beautiful, free lightning bolt tattoos yo
cocoa butter is a preventative that does not always work, and smells and stains clothes and oh yeah, since a lot of people get stretch marks just from growing NOT from weight, theyd have to slather their whole body and no one really wants to do that or smell like that so strongly.
laser treatment? really? you want people to pay $1000+/appt (usually takes a few treatments) to get rid of something perfectly natural because you’ve named yourself standard of the fucking world and think we all live to please you? most people dont have that money and if they do thats not what they want to spend it on.
also fuck you.

I usually don’t reblog ladies in undies, but for real. Don’t fuckin’ knock people over stretchmarks, or anything on their bodies for that matter. I’ve been underweight all my life and have them from growing. They happen. The just do. 

FREE LIGHTNING TATTOOS

You’ve earned your beautiful stripes, you fine ass tiger.

lanadelblu-ray:

therainssmallhands:

turntechstridercest:

jean-huh-kirschnickerdoodle:

doctorrivaille:

rapunzelie:

sb5ive:

rapunzelie:

new undies: cute
stretchmarks: also cute

No no no and NO stretch marks are never cute!! wtf too lazy to go get some cocoa butter and use it daily? We all have stretch marks but we can get rid of it.. People should take care of themselves and if cocoa butter didnt work for you make an appointment for a laser stretch mark removal dont be a lazy ass

hey quick question: what’s your fuckin damage

all stretch marks are beautiful no exceptions 

  1. stretch marks are perfectly fine and natural and beautiful, free lightning bolt tattoos yo
  2. cocoa butter is a preventative that does not always work, and smells and stains clothes and oh yeah, since a lot of people get stretch marks just from growing NOT from weight, theyd have to slather their whole body and no one really wants to do that or smell like that so strongly.
  3. laser treatment? really? you want people to pay $1000+/appt (usually takes a few treatments) to get rid of something perfectly natural because you’ve named yourself standard of the fucking world and think we all live to please you? most people dont have that money and if they do thats not what they want to spend it on.
  4. also fuck you.

I usually don’t reblog ladies in undies, but for real. Don’t fuckin’ knock people over stretchmarks, or anything on their bodies for that matter. I’ve been underweight all my life and have them from growing. They happen. The just do. 

FREE LIGHTNING TATTOOS

You’ve earned your beautiful stripes, you fine ass tiger.